Oh man now I'm gonna have that Elton John song stuck in my head all day.

So I'm looking at the plane tied in a knot on the movie poster for Airplane! and thinking, if you untied the knot, the plane would be, like, twice as long as a normal plane. I hope someone got fired for that mistake!

"Dilbert" turned into a comic strip about insufferable douchebags so gradually I didn't even notice.

Good idea! Too bad my Costco card expires next month.

Ah, those were the days when you could get a steak for $7 in Seattle.

Hey Internet, has this been done already? "Fifty Shades of Grey's Anatomy".

There was a band at my college called Minoxidildo.

Star Wars nerds attending a Sweets & Snacks Expo? How unlikely.

I saw Wire last night in Seattle. These guys are god damn master technicians. It was a lush and intellectual wall of noise from beginning to end.

Is it true that Riot Fest is dedicated to the Cincinnati Riots of 1884?

Okay, fuck it, I'm not going to apologize. Power Windows is a great album.

I saw that too. Also, they misspelled "Winnipeg" in the scene with all the clocks.

I spent my vampire weekend in a beach house on future island

it won't wash off

If I ever open a Chinese restaurant I'm going to call it "The Hunan Centipede".

The Human Centipede is an analogy for Republican voters —> Fox News —> GOP

"Oral history" = "Too lazy to write a proper article."

If you like Hot Chip then check out 2 Bears. It's a funky side project from one of the Hot Chip dudes. Really good.

According to the manual my Honda Accord can go about 40 miles after the fuel indicator light comes on, but I've never tried it.

Awww, BASE! How low can you go?