There I was…
There I was…
There I was…

¡Palabra a su madre!

Barry Lyndon is a masterpiece, and I will slit the throat of anyone who disagrees.

Gunhild Haugen retired in 2002, IIRC.

I'm goin hungreeee
Hunger dunger daaang

Currently there is a functional site on smaller screen resolutions… but there is room for improvement.

Norm MacDonald:
"Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday, Jesus! Hope you like crap!"

I generally agree… I really like Wire, and the new record is okay, but it only has a couple of really outstanding tracks.

"Local H" is the name of the Hillary '16 headquarters in my neighborhood.

Well, there was a band at my college called "Cosby, Pills & Hash". Not sure if that counts.

But I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Dear Nerd-Douches,

Killer Spa!
Killer Spa!
K-I-double L-E-R Spa!
Killer Spa!
Killer Spa!
It's gonna kill your mom and pa!

I wonder if Tyler the Creator is related to Cedric the Entertainer.

I'm often amazed that Wired is still in print.

Indie electronica: aggressively bland.

Indeed:
Steal from his figure, and no pace perceived,
So your sweet hue, which methinks still doth stand
Hath motion, and mine eye may be deceived.

Sadly, a lack of cartilage makes this painful, if not impossible.

This is why I don't go on dates with people who are passionate about the minutiae of media franchises.

That middle-aged blonde woman in the Twisted Sister photo looks like she could use more fiber in her diet.