Nice review Mr. Alston but I don't think "realer" is a real word.

I saw Robert Durst opening for Fred Durst. It was the shittiest show ever.

a traditionally animated adult-oriented Star Wars cartoon

So… how many pressure levels? It's a good way to compare with graphics tablets.

Your resume is the first thing potential employers will see, so make sure you’re putting your best foot forward.

Axonometric/isometric tools including cubes.

I shall be born again into new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

"Welcome back, Agents Mulder and Scully. We had you working on the 'X' files but since we go alphabetically you've both been moved to the 'Y' files"

What he fails to mention is that repealing provisions of Dodd-Frank could bring us right back to the economic position we were in before the collapse of 2008.

Didn't Star Trek 4 already cover this?

This is functionally no different from an excise tax, hence its appeal to the city council.

THIS….IS….. VERONA!!!

Sushi Master: He say you prane fryer!
Deckard: Tell him I'm crashing.

You know who would be perfect to play the role of a character named "Arseface"?

If you're thinking about doing some kind of pop music mashup, keep in mind that 17 out of 10 pop mashups totally suck ass.

"Hey Mr. T! What's that cute little animal you're holding?"
"My kitty, Raoul."

Fellows! Fellows! just great! I just have one little thing, it's a small thing, but important. The network guys have a problem with one of your lyrics: "Girl we couldn't get much higher." They asked if you could just say instead, "girl, you know it's true." Can you dig that?

"I do believe we're naked."
—Funky See Funky Do

Kevin Smith, in case you're reading this: you should make a biopic of that former South African president, and you can call it DeKlerks. Srsly, dude.

I Zombie? That's one of my favorite Talking Heads songs.