Uh, no, he listed things that New 52 didn't do at all. Because it was/is dogshit.

"the guts to stand up to people and speak his mind, even when he isn't wearing a mask."

Google-man?

Tobey Maguire is 39, which makes him older than like 3/4 of the main characters in the MCU.

In 1963, when he was created, he was actually slim.

HELL YES.

The "human battery" idea was forced on them by the suits. In the original draft, human brains were used for processing power. Makes much more sense, but I guess in 1999 the studio thought the average person wouldn't understand the brain/computer metaphor or something.

"She looks older than she claims to be. Apparently much older than she's always claimed to be, if she's saying she was 14 back then."

Please don't greentext here.

"PS: Yes, Mila Kunis is average looking. SHE HAS NO ASS!"

If so, that IS quite clever!

That is a myth.

"JUST Serrano?!"

"Though since it doesn't quite get to 160 Fahrenheit you do risk a bout of listeria or some such bacterial infection so if you are unsure of the provenance of your meat Medium may be safest."

Actually, it really depends on the cut of steak. With something that has a lot of intramuscular fat, a lot of that won't melt at all when cooked rare, and since fat is what gives steak flavor…the surrounding meat won't really taste like much. It'll taste like filet mignon (a bullshit cut that doesn't really taste…

Rare's only good on super-lean cuts like filet mignon. Otherwise, the fat in the middle won't melt at all.

Actually, medium-well is also acceptable. Medium down to rare are all okay, though. (For most cuts, medium-rare is the optimal doneness, but it can vary depending on the cut.)

Rum isn't brewed, it's distilled.

Lime juice does.

MEGA BURN.