"I waited for her to don the mantle of Batgirl and start kicking ass—but that never happened. Instead she was consigned to tech support and occasional damsel in distress."

Wolvghazi.

I'm gonna say…seven months.

Wait, how the hell is Marvel gonna cancel THE WORLD'S GREATEST COMIC MAGAZINE?!

"Their words are "In here, well, sometimes you need your dick sucked.""

I…love this comment.

And his sidekick, "Yeah, bitch! Magic!" ?

Damn, that sounds like a really shitty show.

I love this joke.

One of my least favorite things in the world is when subtitles leave a lot out. Never watch Gilmore Girls with subtitles—they leave out almost literally every other line. Dialogue often comes damn close to having another meaning entirely!

It's a very, very bad system.

My god, you're not kidding.

The dialogue in that movie was pretty normal.

"The movie, redubbed Interplanetary Unusual Attacking Team"

"Will Harris

No, I killed him.

Same chords, but the rhythm isn't similar AT ALL. Since many, many songs include the same chords as other songs, your comment is essentially worthless.

Actually, most of the dancers on that show are really talented. I used to watch it with my girlfriend, and they're really good once they weed out the couple obvious scrubs early on.

It's probably pretentious to say but I feel like "Back In Black" is beginner-level, noob AC/DC. People who are really into them would choose mostly Bon Scott-era stuff.

Oh man, this is my choice. Lots of great choices in here, but this one is fucking TOPS. So buff.