I was talking to my desk mate here at the taxidermy shop where I work about the show. He pointed out how badly the gasoline would have damaged the wood floors and curtains. I told him that diesel was a cheap alternative to flea dip. Typically I'll put my dogs and cats in a bathtub full of diesel then set a timer and…

One time the fair came to town and my Aunties took me. There was a man there selling tacos.
They were dried corn husks with smoked turkey meat and mayonnaise inside, and he would put all sorts of toppings on them, like candied yams, lettuce, hummus, etc. He also made dessert ones, with cinnamon and gummi bears. But…