Rest in Peace Phil Hartman.

You'd think that, but we've dealt with almost two decades of FOX's incredibly stupid cancellations and who knows how long of NBC being likewise stupid, so there you go.

Jaime Kennedy gets a pass in that it only took two weeks for Qualcomm to outdo them at the CES 2013 opening keynote.

The wait is over.

More serious than White and Colbert discussing the finer points of Catholic theology?

Ah Bloc Party, coming at the tail end of the garage rock post-punk era, doomed to irrelevancy now like so many other bands from that media-hyped renaissance. Just WHAT happened to indie rock after 2004, anyway?

I've heard of that, and it's lame because it sounds like a retread of Inglourious Basterds + Django Unchained. He could make it about real Native Americans and have it star real Native American actors (unlike the upcoming racebended Lone Ranger). But nope, not gonna happen.

@avclub-3057aa0acb6d937295819f3d94f015e9:disqus - that's because a TV is mirror to our society, and apparently our income distribution.

It's not easy being a Chosen One.

Is that you, Charles Manson?

Any of those Italian shockploitation films would be way too extreme for American sensibilities. The Spook Who Sat By the Door, on the other hand, is like a more tasteful Machete. In fact, the existence of Machete probably makes a modernized version of this film redundant. (The premise would be as hard to modernize as…

You know how Spike Lee could win his reputation back? By remaking this movie.

Or Donald Glover.

Kanye and Kim's kid, on the other hand…

Yet he shows up in an episode of the Simpsons.

Juanito: A more interesting scenario would be if Lil Wayne and stream-of-consciousness bizarro rap never gained prominence. I really don't get why he's as big as he is.

To be fair, I think only like five dudes out of a mob of forty get blown up. The rest just flee like little girls.

To be fair, I think only like five dudes out of a mob of forty get blown up. The rest just flee like little girls.

Maybe he's just poor.

Maybe he's just poor.