It's retarded. And queer.

It's retarded. And queer.

Spoiler: not if Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins have anything to say about that!

Spoiler: not if Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins have anything to say about that!

That was Evil Wombat's work. Cracked turned her from yet another forums poster to a voice on the internet. Thanks, Cracked!

That was Evil Wombat's work. Cracked turned her from yet another forums poster to a voice on the internet. Thanks, Cracked!

I yearn for the works of old PWOT. I really wish that I had saved all of his articles, from the Urban Legends Database to even small stuff like the Star Wars Episode II or Matrix Sequels pre-release Rumor Centers.

I yearn for the works of old PWOT. I really wish that I had saved all of his articles, from the Urban Legends Database to even small stuff like the Star Wars Episode II or Matrix Sequels pre-release Rumor Centers.

David Wong is Editor-in-Chief of Cracked, and was writing internet comedy since before the Towers Fell on his own site. In fact, this book predates his taking over and the remake of Cracked.

David Wong is Editor-in-Chief of Cracked, and was writing internet comedy since before the Towers Fell on his own site. In fact, this book predates his taking over and the remake of Cracked.

TR didn't genocide anybody, except for zombies. Why else are zeds mythical creatures?

TR didn't genocide anybody, except for zombies. Why else are zeds mythical creatures?

I didn't watch this show very much as a kid, but Sightings scared the hell out of me. Their intro went through every single possible supernatural entity: Aliens… Ghosts… Monsters… Psychics and finally ended with THE UNKNOWN. Also it taught me what spontaneous human combustion was.

I didn't watch this show very much as a kid, but Sightings scared the hell out of me. Their intro went through every single possible supernatural entity: Aliens… Ghosts… Monsters… Psychics and finally ended with THE UNKNOWN. Also it taught me what spontaneous human combustion was.

I used that quote because while perhaps Pullman is targeting a grander conception of "God", he somehow makes God synonymous with a fantasy equivalent of the Christian Church, thus constraining his cosmology to a real-world tradition. He could've made it into a completely fictional religion, yet he borrows imagery and…

I used that quote because while perhaps Pullman is targeting a grander conception of "God", he somehow makes God synonymous with a fantasy equivalent of the Christian Church, thus constraining his cosmology to a real-world tradition. He could've made it into a completely fictional religion, yet he borrows imagery and…

I thought the ending scene was oddly gritty and hard-boiled, like a cable serial. Such sordidness on Halloween.

I thought the ending scene was oddly gritty and hard-boiled, like a cable serial. Such sordidness on Halloween.

Maybe it was this show joining its brother-in-arms Community in NBC solidarity against the ratings monster and rival that is Glee.

Maybe it was this show joining its brother-in-arms Community in NBC solidarity against the ratings monster and rival that is Glee.