People actually listen to this garbage?

That guy from Homeland sort of looks like Josh Homme.

That guy from Homeland sort of looks like Josh Homme.

That was awesome. Outstanding work.

That was awesome. Outstanding work.

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can resnare my mate.

If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can resnare my mate.

Patrice O'Neal was a flamer.

Patrice O'Neal was a flamer.

The highlight of the night was Obama losing the great state of North Carolina.

The highlight of the night was Obama losing the great state of North Carolina.

You want me to be…explicit?

You want me to be…explicit?

[DERP]

[DERP]

Tonight would usually be reserved for Parks, but as an NC resident and a Panthers fan since the inaugural season, I will hopefully be watching Cam Newton slay the Giants.

Tonight would usually be reserved for Parks, but as an NC resident and a Panthers fan since the inaugural season, I will hopefully be watching Cam Newton slay the Giants.

Thursday Night Football, anyone?

Thursday Night Football, anyone?

How much could a banana cost? Ten dollars?