"She's "performing" her Frenchness in the same stiff, awkward way that Ashley performed her Englishness"

That wasn't a slap, friend.

"That better go someplace gay."

Honestly if this thing hits Netflix, a Breaking Bad-like spike wouldn't surprise me. It's where "word of mouth" hits critical mass.

My lime skinny jeans will look utterly ridiculous until the custom black tee of a B&W picture of myself arrives through priority-shipping Wednesday.

That was a weak-ass $2,000,000 party, Nolan.

Nope, just diffused it to a generation of Feminism-exclamation point idiots with more knowledge of 'The New Girl' than Wollstonecraft, ready to misuse it at every turn regardless of context.

It feels like you're projecting so much into her character that you're losing the scene for the meaning you've shoving into the episode and Paris' obvious misinterpretation that she was being punished somehow. None of that is in Lorelai's reaction.

Yeah, this was a fine enough "heavy" episode of Glee…until Lea Michele stepped in.

Get out.

Exactly. Ann has always been Leslie's extreme button. In everything!

I KNOW.

Stop acting like Britney Spears has opinions, AV club. It's mean.

This was better than a B, IMO. A- in my books.

To be fair, none of the kids of Stars Hollow high seems to actually exist beyond the school premises.

One of my favorite Gilmore Girls scenes period.

I don't think Dean was on her mind at that point. She was clearly relieved that Rory wasn't having sex with Jesse.

Ugh. Can we not put the Jezebel lense on every fucking thing."Not sex-positive"? What are you even talking about?

Rafi's dead, dude. You're gonna keep missing him.

Oh because my sn is 'ArrogantHipster'. I get it. That's some grade A wit there. You sound very, very smart.