Paul is by far the best cook, and the only decent human being left. So he'll be eliminated next week so each of the super friends can turn their bitchfest against their closest ally. There will be tears. And trite, meaningless cliché's. In abundance.

You know how when you were a kid and you watched something that got s little too risqué with your parents? And you couldn't just leave the room because that would be too obvious, and you could't cover your eyes, so you just got all quiet and started picking at your toenails and silently prayed for the show to end?…