sexyback
Isn't this the exact same beat as Sexyback? So why not just work with the Timbamen after all?

rasta mon
The frata mon now must help the Rasta mon in his time of need!

watchmen
The same thing that happened to V for Vendetta will happen to any Watchmen movie.

walken
Remember Walken in The Comfort of Strangers? Truly excellent and menacing. Why is he wasting time on crap like this? Self-parody . . .

being reviewed
In my job, I am reviewed by angry freshmen (ie, my students) at the end of the semester. I have found their comments to be, on the whole, not useful for the further development of my teaching skills. But "not useful" doesn't even describe the horrid things they write about me, knowing that their…

gay for lit
I am never gay for literature, and it is always straight with me.

Nathan,
Are we supposed to call you Nabin now?

angelina jolie in other side of Hackers equation
Will she start looking as jowlly as Papa?

Bladerunner
Don't mention Bladerunner. Please nobody remake Bladerunner.

self-parody, self-imitation
Doesn't it all boil down to whether people become parodies of themselves? At least at this point

The book
The book was pretty terrible in that I guess the authors were trying for some sort of meta thing by actually naming the nanny "Nan" and the love interest "HB" or something like that for Harvard Boy. Generic names for a generic book. Not that I read the book or anything. Um.

that "but"
isn't supposed to be there. Christ I'm hungover.

taste
One of my favorite Onion articles was about (and I forget the details)but this girl who goes home with a guy only to find out that he has a bunch of really mediocre/crap DVDs, and she gets grossed out. Or maybe the genders were switched. It's happened to me before (the DVD thing, not switching genders). And I…

I lied
There's no red box. So my last post looked even more stupid than I expected. I'm gonna get a drink now. . . .

I'll stop soon
Ice-nine FTW!