I'm opposed to women reading. Unless they are simultaneously singing.

This lends further proof to my theory that Santa Claus predates religion by several hundred years.

My ten year old daughter
can't wrap her head around the idea of there *not* being a Santa Claus. I mean, why on earth would mom and dad buy themselves gifts?

Who knew that Hurley's dad
had such a history?

My Obama-inspired album
is mostly Falco.

These lists always come too late
for me to order these for my kids.

Santa Claus conquers
the Martians, baby….

WALL*E might get the Best Picture nod
that Ratatouille deserved (more).

Glad that Obama has
just as many crazy mannerisms as Bush. And those ears . . . I see comedy gold in the future.

Dark Chocolate Raspberry Kisses are even worse
when they've been in the back of your cupboard since last Christmas.

There is a worthy documentary to be made
about institutional discrimination against creationist researchers in the sciences. Ben Stein's movie is not that documentary.

Agree with Elitist Trash. American Carol was certainly not a good movie, but it's not any worse than any post-Naked Gun Leslie Nielsen vehicle. Anyone who can stomach a few right wing rants will find a good belly laugh or two.

But turned out just to be a repurposed GameCube that makes your arm hurt?

Family-friendly usually means
sucks.

No love for his groundbreaking work in
Pluto Nash?

Stars with Legs and Dancing Tables
and Rob Lowe singing Bass.

Please hire ZMF fulltime
to cover the neglected metal scene. You indie rock douchebags aren't any different from us metalhead douchebags. We both get smug satisfaction from namedropping obscure bands. Some of us just like those obscure bands not to sound like Muzak-backed castrati.

Emmanuel Lewis?

Not sure why my subject line posted but the comment got deleted. Actually, it's much cooler this way.

The director's name is "Nacho"