But does he Futterwack?

Haven't seen it in twenty years either, but as I recall it's the only movie I've ever seen that truly frightened me. Probably had something to do with being fourteen.

The Aristocrats!

Especially prescient list, given the early buzz for "After Earth".

When you wet the bed first it is warm then it gets cold.

I still have these guys in iPod rotation, nestled between Nightwish and Manowar.

Don't forget the two (three) albums he did with Rhapsody of Fire.  No, really.

No Wham Rap '84?

I wouldn't try it with a bar of soap.

I wouldn't try it with a bar of soap.

If you're up for the drive, Taste of Sichuan out in Beaverton is fantastic.  Lots of tongue-numbing deliciousness and passes the smell test with my Chinese co-workers.  Like everything else, though, closed at 9.

If you're up for the drive, Taste of Sichuan out in Beaverton is fantastic.  Lots of tongue-numbing deliciousness and passes the smell test with my Chinese co-workers.  Like everything else, though, closed at 9.

The couple in the Aubrey Plaza housesitting sketch matched exactly the couple I housesat for in the West Hills.  I could have consulted on that sketch myself.

The couple in the Aubrey Plaza housesitting sketch matched exactly the couple I housesat for in the West Hills.  I could have consulted on that sketch myself.

Watching from a Portlander's perspective their stuff hits a little too close to home.  It's pitch perfect, but a disturbing reminder of what a bunch of idiots/douchebags we are.

Watching from a Portlander's perspective their stuff hits a little too close to home.  It's pitch perfect, but a disturbing reminder of what a bunch of idiots/douchebags we are.

I could eat a million chocolate chip cookies right now.

I could eat a million chocolate chip cookies right now.

Love Robert Patrick in Bridge to Terabithia.  Second only to Finding Nemo for manipulative father-son moments.  And maybe Real Steel.

Love Robert Patrick in Bridge to Terabithia.  Second only to Finding Nemo for manipulative father-son moments.  And maybe Real Steel.