True, if it wasn't for me- the Napolean of America- than Texas would have been a part of Mexico.

Charlie would be expected to go to the brunch and thus, being the wild card, go see movies. But I would rather read about you going to the brunch. So do that!

that song you quoted is on Strangers Almanac…

At first, I thought your dog's name was Bacon. Which would be a beyond awesome name for a dog… Or a pet pig, which I saw on the street the other day.

THe CCR version isn't as good as Nina Simone, which is by far the best cover of that song.

You are missing out on some things. As maddening crowd said, Whiskeytown is fantastic, as is Heartbreaker. I would argue that Rock n Roll completely blows, however and is the very worst record that he is put out. So don't listen to that one.

@ Ba- There is also a place in Philly where they make their dough with the blood of people from NY…

I blame Scooter Libby. He also keyed my car, the motherfucker.

Really, it's just like Carrie not wanting to spill punch on her prom dress. That's what politics is, a prom dress. I should know.

The Great Muppet Contra… It takes place in Nicaragua.

Remind me, what did retarded girls dress like in 1993?

Zippity-do-da!

It would be easier for me to like him if he wasn't related to Stephen Baldwin…

Or of getting a bad case of the flu because of an epically long inauguration speech, like Harrison did. Also, I'll give Van Buren the better hair prize.

Ah, but I am alive…In all of you!

Hooray
for Danny Boyle! I adore him and it's nice to see him win things.

Hooray
for Danny Boyle! I adore him and it's nice to see him win things.

Congrats on the slight differences between the posts. That takes talent.

Hooray on the feature breakdown!

Watching it all the way from the beginning is the best way to get ready for such a fantastic event.