Who the fuck disliked this comment? RESPECT THE PIERCE!

I agree completely. Not that I don't love watching Walt lecture druggies on what kind of matches to buy, but the song just fit Damon better. I think it fits the tone of TVD a little better, too, at least in that Damon is sexy and deadly, whereas Walt is a sickly Beta with Alpha aspirations.

RIGHT? They don't even have the same level of chemistry they used to. I could have forgiven it if it was the sort of desperate, hungry sex scene I tend to associate with Damon, but it was not. I don't ship them, but if I did, I'd be even more pissed. I think that Morgan just isn't good at sex scenes in general. I know…

Yeah, that was a lot more moving than the stupid lantern ceremony where everyone danced around the fact that Damon had killed a lot of the people they were memorializing.

I could have gone my whole life without watching that scene. It wasn't even that hot!

This, all the way, particularly because Matt NEVER got to confront The Brothers Salvatore about Vicki. Jeremy did to a certain extent, but even then it was just Stefan justifying himself and patronizing Jeremy.

Rowan! You didn't notice? I feel like I don't even know you anymore. I blame S4.

I don't know if it's OFTEN true, but I'd definitely stopped dating people because I didn't feel emotionally ready and worried about hurting them more down the line. And more hugs to you, darling.

It's like extracting pig semen from a turducken with mice opens!

That's true, but if anything this should give them more reason to be funny. Bad Damon was a lot funnier than Trying to Be Good Damon.

Yeah, I wish they'd included a throwaway line about why those girls weren't rotting corpses.

My issue with it is that it's never as FUNNY as TVD was at its peak. Part of that is the script, but when I think about it, I can't really remember a single scene in which an Original made me laugh the way Damon, Stefan, Caroline and Katherine do. This show gets a bit doom-and-gloom, which is fine, but there isn't a…

That's good— their service in this area wasn't always that stellar. I've had a barrista kick me out of my chair after I threw away my drink. I just wanted to read my Wodehouse in peace!

The B&N bathrooms always smelled kind of poopy and the toilets splashed water everywhere in my experience.

Glad I could help! I miss our little interactions here. Dick jokes just aren't the same without you.

Don't worry; all the actors are Method.

He's one of my favorite pulp writers, so I've been waiting for someone to adapt his work since I was like 12.

Guinea worms in the Irrawaddy, with sexy results!

I don't see these topics as being mutually exclusive. I will say that in The Journeyer, there is some twincest involving a mushroom that swells up into a makeshift dildo. I can only imagine what they would do with stuffed shells.

Sexy Wadsworth Longfellow.