It's one of the few film franchises to have a superior sequel.

I read that as Sean Astin. Imagine my confusion.

-EEW.

1. This felt like a shitty episode interlaced with the highlights from two good episodes.

Unless he knocked up the kid's mom when he was, like, 12, he's the legal guardian, like Bizarro Aunt Jenna.

The two vampire serial killers deserve better? I'm sorry you feel that way.

So The Otherside is definitely linked to Amara, right? Because she's not REALLY dead, she was a Traveler, she's immortal, and if Silas dies she'll still be alive?

In an alternate universe, they're filing charges against Elena Gilbert for murdering people in restaurants all the time. Even if they're in a town where nobody knows her, they'll find her DNA on something.

I had the same thought about their costumes. I preferred "the lovely ladies that I just Rippered" from last year. Caroline looked smashing and I want her beret.

On a mostly-unrelated note, last night I dreamed that The Brothers Salvatore were totally making out. It's okay to feel jealous.

The rest of us watched and got a bad case of the husband bulge.

Define "a lot."

It's like Rango and a coma had a baby!

He can take that cookie and stick it up the gaping hole on the side of his penis where the urine comes out!

Didn't he get the "no uggo's allowed on The CW" memo?

I'd like to collect HIS puppet!

That last paragraph made me lol quite a bit.

Elijah also fell for Elena when she was 17, even if he didn't act on it. Dude has a type.

Klaus turned him into a vampire, so Klaus is his sire. But Marcel is not sired to Klaus.

She was just as boring on TVD.