I hear he's kind of a big deal.

Well for me growing up it was Peter Jennings, I loved that guy and back then I wanted to be a news anchor. Now….not so much.

We're up all night to bust trusts

Elephant Hunter President vs. Elephantine Presidant

I like to pretend those don't exist…its just…wrong.

And do we really need those pesky civil rights laws anymore? I mean we did fix racism.

How dare you hold that opinion! You're worse than hitler!

Greatest hits is definitely one of the episodes that I always find myself coming back to. Never before has a character been brought back from the brink of character assassination so well as Charlie Pace. He went from being my favorite, to someone that made me groan every time he was on screen, back to one of my…

This episode contains at least three of my top 10 FNL moments: Riggins literally leaving it all on the field, Tyra's letter, and of course the Coach Taylor speech to end all Coah Taylor speeches. I dare you not to get at least teared up at any one of those moments.

wait what are hipster dbag's views of germany???

Yeah….that was pretty rough. Though it has lost a lot of its emotional impact knowing that she was brought back almost immediately after she was killed. Damn comics.

Yeah I was right.

Yeah…this is adapting Plutarch's histories. Also, events taken place after the begining of recorded history are considered historic whether or not the events themselves are written down. In that case they would be historical fiction, not prehistorical fiction.
Basically after the Sumerians invented writing you can stop…

Before I scroll down I am going to guess that all of the jokes are along the same line….

We all know Matt Damon is the first son of Boston, followed by Ben Affleck… Mahky Mahk is a close third, but third none the less.

But Brutus says he was ambitious.
And Brutus is a fahkin' queeah ass Yankee lovin' cawck sucka

et tu Brute? YOU FAHKIN QUEEAH!

I will forever struggle with the fact that I am not best friends with Patrick Stewart.

Trust me you do not need to see the Picard films. All of the TNG films are lackluster. First Contact is technically the best but it still suffers from the TNG films habit of attempting to turn Jean-Luc Picard into a John McClane-esque action hero.

That was the only part that kept me interested enough to finish the movie. I was disappointed they didn't stick with it.