I just enjoy putting my dick on stuff.

This song is like the song "I Want To Be The Boy To Warm Your Mother's Heart."

i feel gay now

Is Taylor Swift 18 yet?? Is Justin Bieber 18 yet?!?

what a bitch (beyonce)

The writers of AV Club are super funny and I hope they get laid alot because they deserve it

I don't get the chubby kids thing. IS JIM CARREY SAYING EMMA STONE IS CHUBBY?! I mean, she kinda is, but seems counterproductive to imply that about the girl you're trying to have sex with.

fuck that bitch zooey deschanel