Prequel: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Can't wait to see a sci-fi directed by the world's dullest director.

That's guy's 69? He's in good shape. Or at least he was until his face crash landed on an armrest.

We still paying attention to this Hollywood weenie? I suppose it's one rung up from Max Landis, at least.

#resistance

Love Jack. Can't wait for Toni Erdmann.

Liberal Sex Dog's 'The Matrix' (2018), 2 mins.

So much for the 'tolerant' left.

Sounds like you need to check your privilege.

Ugh, those toadies encouraging him. If only the idiot had accidentally put it in gear and squished the lot of them.

Oh yeah, the Rebecca de Mornay thing with the two minds was good, too.

There goes the only thing good enough to make me suffer Clive Owen.

Saw the trailer at the cinema the other day. Looks promising.

The Star Wars prequels are a great primer in rhyming.

Ho! Ho!

So long as they keep making the videos hang at around the 1:30 mark, I'll be happy.

Ah, it's like a poem. I get it now.

Chuck D must be shitting himself.

61 years old. Glenn Danzig is 61 years old.

Saw that Taken clip ages ago and thought it was a parody. Crazy times. Dark times.