Here's what option you have left: don't be a nazi kthxbai xoxoxo

Nothing to say but HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

His career arc is to plummet to complete shit off the precipice of the very enjoyable Dawn of the Dead.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Doctors work long hours, they can get pretty fried.

Thanks, I was about to get the humpty.

I thought it would be okay. Am I right or a meringue?

Someone should organise a tribute albumen.

That movie sounds intriguing. Is there an Old Woman Swearing in it? Nothing more hilarious than an OWS.

Doubt anyone will have had that kind of life experience in the minimum security holiday camp Shkreli will end up in.

More surprising to me is that she's only 26.

Maybe he aspired to the presidency, but thought it was beyond the education level of a nine-year-old until this incompetent, reptilian shitheel proved it wasn't.

Protesters block traffic on Homer's commute home from the power plant:

Feel like Syn2Anon has probably been the victim of 'Rabbit Season / Duck Season'-style tricks multiple times in their life.

People sneer at Reeves, but his documentary Side by Side is really good, and I've got a lot more faith in his ability to make something of genuine artistic merit than in chuckleheads like Franco or LeBeef.

That sensation is you having a stroke. Seek medical attention.

FX Machina.
Fax Machine.
Xerox.
Cannibal Ferox.
Hannibal Season Four.

Because of you.

Oh! I'm checking out Tales of Hoffman heeeeere! Gah-head, kid. You wanna check out Tales of Hoffman, check out Tales of Hoffman.

Baby Drivel.