I mean, shut your mouth about good shows, but yeah, go ahead and spoil Game of Thrones. Also, Ian McShane rules.

Fuck Gordon 'Fucking' Ramsay.

Make like a Blackadder and charge into enemy fire, Curtis.

Charming writer. I like the part in the light comedy The Boat that Rocked where the leads conspire to rape a woman.

I rejute this assertation.

The key to good networking - rock between high-powered people and roll up the pyramid of influence.

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How come Mac and Dennis swapped pecs?

It will be like KLF and ENT. Except shit. Utter shit.

No, but there's cat and raccoon shit up to the rafters. Enjoy.

Nice to see that Alex Jones behaves like all the other overconfident guys who have been going to the gym for a whole month.

Baked beans on toast, with marmite on the toast. If you don't like it, you are in league with Satan.

The AV Club did the same thing in one of its taste tests. Silly billies.

"These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others!"

Burnin' the dead! YEAH!

Is that excerpt from the Strokes review meant to be good?

The afterlife?

Oh, just fuck off, camelface.

Cuh. Fuckin millennial snowflakes.

You make fun of him, but Rappaport has tremendous range as an actor. He can play a dumb cop, a dumb criminal, a dumb bartender, a dumb gangster, a dumb actor, a dumb salesman… Talented dude.