The Innkeepers I love. Everything else of his I've seen could have been made by any one of the current glut of interchangeable horror hipsters.

This is not the place to quote Chilli Peppers lyrics.

"If Plinkett wants these reviews to have the same bite as the old ones, maybe he should get them out a little sooner."

LA Confidential is one of those movies I wish I could erase from my memory, just so I could watch it completely afresh. Perfect pacing and construction from beginning to end.

Strong overlap of people who think Ring is better than Ringu and people who have owned a Nine Inch Nails album.

Gary Oldman is the only actor worth watching regardless of the film's quality.

'Leave me alone! I may be a manipulative, controlling, seedy creep, but I'm a WOUNDED manipulative, controlling seedy creep.'

Dogshit floating on the swell of knuckledraggery ascendant in the culture at the time. Could be the luckiest band that ever existed.

Zombie urbanism in space. Looks like shit.

He doesn't seem bothered.

I like this song.

When I'm 64 for bringing down a great album.
Taxman for the lyrics.

'Creating a heliograph of…' is a way of saying 'Casting Bradley Cooper as…' My only objection to its accuracy is that a mirror on a stick would have more charisma.

Mandy Jiroux, is it you? Mandy Giroux, is it true?

It's hot because you're in Hell
Whoa-oh-oh
Wrong people end up in Hell
Whoa-oh-oh
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go to Hell, whoa-oh-oh
Whhhhoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Nice inversion of the old 'What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?' joke.

Dave Grohl had a feelgood celeb anecdote? Never.

Hard 'no.'

He told that story on the Gilbert Gottfried podcast a while back. They straight up say it was rape, and laugh about it. The guy is plankton.