I drank beer and watched TV last night out of fear for a world without such beautiful things.

I love Grandpa running in to Bart's room and howling "We have to kill the boy!!" I love it when he shows up in an episode to yell an illogical statement, and then leave.

I love Grandpa running in to Bart's room and howling "We have to kill the boy!!" I love it when he shows up in an episode to yell an illogical statement, and then leave.

Yes, let's jump ahead two seasons.

Yes, let's jump ahead two seasons.

The Shinning. I now respect and love the ambition that goes into making a thing like a Shining parody happen (so much Kubrick love), but shite…nightmares. The family frozen like that was weird.

The Shinning. I now respect and love the ambition that goes into making a thing like a Shining parody happen (so much Kubrick love), but shite…nightmares. The family frozen like that was weird.

I have two favorite Homer moments. 1) when he mutters, "I think I'm blind" after eating 64 slices of American cheese 2) his flipping shit about how the tramopoline will "RUST".

I have two favorite Homer moments. 1) when he mutters, "I think I'm blind" after eating 64 slices of American cheese 2) his flipping shit about how the tramopoline will "RUST".

Mit Iodine! I love Uter's weird Germanness. And the strange little Charlie Brown Christmas non-sequitur. Made me happy that it's time to rewatch it.

Mit Iodine! I love Uter's weird Germanness. And the strange little Charlie Brown Christmas non-sequitur. Made me happy that it's time to rewatch it.

1 Angel
2 Innocence
3 The Zeppo
4 Hush
5 Restless
6 The Body
7 Gift
8 Once More, With Feeling
9 Older and Far Away
10 Conversations With Dead People

1 Angel
2 Innocence
3 The Zeppo
4 Hush
5 Restless
6 The Body
7 Gift
8 Once More, With Feeling
9 Older and Far Away
10 Conversations With Dead People

Why does this make me think of Calvin running up to a TV and saying, "Pander to me!"

Why does this make me think of Calvin running up to a TV and saying, "Pander to me!"

Burns: Smithers, I'm home. *Audience laughs*
Smithers: What, already? *Audience laughs*
Burns: (beat) Yes. *Audience laughs*

Burns: Smithers, I'm home. *Audience laughs*
Smithers: What, already? *Audience laughs*
Burns: (beat) Yes. *Audience laughs*

My mother is a fucking saint. Take that back!

My mother is a fucking saint. Take that back!

Favorite joke in all Simpsons history (and it's got a LOT of contenders).