ArgieBarfie, you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

that's a shitload of bugles.

especially since most of them are too big for his hands.

*water company profits slashed due to conservation, raises rates by 800000%*

Yeah but Fetch with Ruff Ruffman was rad.

O'Neal before Zod

I've seen better reviews than this. The original is one of my favorite films ever and I'll see this regardless.

I can tolerate Dominos but I certainly don't seek it out. It's like Coors Light. If it's all there is at the party, hey I'll drink it, but I'll never buy it. Pizza Hut on the other hand was created as some sort of more efficient. delivery system for salmonella, botulism and norovirus.

Garlic Cheese would've been in before shitstorm.

that flannel shirt probably doesn't even need a hanger anymore.

Yeah I know exactly what I'm getting when I get Little Caesars, but hey sometimes I only got a couple bucks.

Remember in Ultimates when Hulk ripped Wolvie in half on top of a mountain and he had to go crawl to find his other half? It took him a few years to find it apparently since the 2nd issue was like 5 years after that one.

Zombie Cushing approves I guess.

Your brother was inside you girl. I mean rule 34 and all, but still.

David Simon's upcoming series should help rectify this somewhat.

whatever bro fucker.

Please do not offer my god a penis

"The theater was full, which to this day baffles me "

I think his cartoonishness was kind of the point, he was like a blaxploitation villain. Evil heart on sleeve, mustache twirling, dragging the neighborhood down, villainy. Those movies are full of bad guys just like him. However, most of those movies are also terrible. I mean he would not have been out of place if…

Yeah, and this comments section has the herps.