Thanks, Jean Luc.

HADOUKEN!

Just got back from India. We talkin' an Eastern toilet, a Western toilet, or a toilet on a plane? I now know the depths of all three.

I know! I said all this awesome and clever stuff! Really!!!

…oh, sorry. I'm still thinking about Whore Island.

Swingers: Rabbit Hunt

I suppose you could slap a new coat of paint onto the walls and throw a new roof onto the old building. It'll be heavier when it falls, and you can hear the thud from miles away. What's the time frame for a fresh fall? Two years? Three? I say it'll happen in April 2013. Place your bets.

That's probably for the best.

I like big-boned, gap-toothed, brunette Welsh women.

If that's true, I am going to give him +1 coolness and a cloak that makes him unstoppable.

Just give 'em some Rad-X and send them back into the Vault.

Maybe they'll take his estranged son that he never mentions. He'll turn out to be a kid in way over his head. At first, he won't want his father's help. Over time, they'll bond. Liam Neeson will apologize for not being there enough for him. Just when they hug, the kid will get kidnapped, Neeson will save him, and the…

I believe you meant, 'got turned out.'

Then you've missed the Expendables? Wait. No. No you have not.

Was this game worth reviewing? I'm just Alaskan.

I thought I was looking at Hector Hammond.

Degree in Management. Now do as I say, not as I do!

Does it include a talking pie?

She started talking about the tutu and all of a sudden it just seemed painful and I stop watching.

Chase