Thanks. By the way, I steal every joke you have ever made. But in a flattering-no-credit-for-you way.

Oh, my pockets are about as deep as the shallow end of the kiddie pool, post pea accidents. You do what you love or do what you can until you at least reach lust and a restraining order.

To answer your earlier statement Mr. Von Salsa (and by the way, your posts bring me nothing but great joy on a daily basis), since I had a hand in the writing of the thing and paid for stuff, I also had a small hand in the creative. Normally, I have no idea how this stuff is supposed to work. You probably know more…

Speaking as an executive producer and a co-writer for a very short feature, I'd like your address, so I can come to your home, and shove those words back down your throat.

Your kids actually look more like me…long story.
Actually, it's a pretty short story. I slept with your wife.

Wow, I had to go to Wikipedia to look that up. Hilarious. There was also a great movie where Bolo Yeung (who is like what? 95 now?) blew up a watermelon with his chi power and killed a guy on the opposite side of a door. I think it had Billy Blanks as well.

They have spoken briefly of Gymkata. Choice remark: "…a freakin' pommel horse in the middle of town!"

As a Chicagoan and AV Club lover…
…I just wanted to say "Pretty fuckin' cool." Mr. Rabin, thank you for all of the write-ups over the years and I wish you continued success.

Hey GBR, I felt the same way about this movie. I don't know if it's a trick of the lens or the camera crew or what, but every time I see this movie, I instantly forget it until someone brings it up again. It's perpetuated by word of mouth through pop culture and lives on endlessly, but no one ever remembers it. There…

Incorrect. If the reprobate was coverd in his own fecal matter, how would the cop produce that from his mouth? Osmosis?

You know, I have been waiting for a game just like this. Instead of working all day with pissed off people, now I can take it home with me in game form! Plus, i get to pay for the privilege! I have an idea for a game called, "Telemarketer: Call Center Chaos!" Basically, you sit at desk all day making phone calls until…

You are my Christmas miracle, for that beautiful link. Thanks!

What the hell is a penis catching laptop?!?

Zombie Jesus can only be killed by a broken heart.

Good Lord, a Dianetics joke. I couldn't watch tv when I was 12 without seeing that. At the time, I actually thought it was for something awesome, especially because of the music.

I saw Black Dynamite over the weekend. Man, I wish they had put some marketing behind it. Probably the funniest movie I have seen this year.

Oh, yeah, the banquet hall. It reminded me of a really awesome video game! Anyone looking forward to Ninja Assassin? I was really amped by the trailer until the ninja got hit by the car RIGHT at the end. I mean, c'mon, he's just standing there!

I didn't like that Ip Man movie at all, even though it came highly recommended. I guess watching Donnie Yen slap people into submission just got boring after a while. i guess another thing is that from what I have read, the movie doesn't jive with the history. As I get older, I prefer a complete fictional story that…

Agree with mistake, which sounds funny. It is not it's own category.
Consent is showing up. They knew what the score was before the game was invented. Unless they were ball-gagged and flown to the mansion, I see consent here. If someone disagrees, please explain.

Bullcrap, Riff Raff. Fighter/Thief combo automatically have a -2/-1 penalty assigned. Plus, you haven't told us whether or not the Sword of Sharpness is a one- or two-handed item. Not to mention that obvious equipment burden *snort*