You won't be raped, beaten, stabbed, or murdered. You, ma'am, have obviously never worked at a Dunkin' Donuts on the west side of Chicago. It's not the best life, but the look on your face when you throw your coffee at me makes it all worth it.

…..maybe if you add a talking pie.

I bought it about a week ago and have probably died over 100 times. But the reviewer is right. It's my own skill that is at fault, not the game. When they break your block, roll, and when you get enough souls, run back and spend them. i often fall prey to the temptation to go just a little bit further, then I get…

I agree with the above. As much as I loathe other people, I do like sharing the experience of watching a movie with other people. Even though I am not going to ask people what they thought, there is something about having other people there that I enjoy. I guess if I was rich and had my own theatre though, that would…

I only read this for the review, and yet, a delicious menu and friendly waitstaff are surely items not to be missed. But let's do Exchequer first, before we decide to trade down.

Yeah, I tried using the close staircase and got wiped quite a few times. I tried using the soul arrow which breaks his guard, but damn that spear is long. For some reason, i kept getting kicked out of the multiplayer too before anyone died. Otherwise, I agree. You FEAR death. Do you run back and level up or do you…

I couldn't get a Demon's Souls review?!? Aaaaaarrrghhhh.

My wife loves this crap. As for Shirin, I told my wife, "Look, either she is going to rob from the rich and give to the poor, or she needs to leave Sherwood Forest and the hat behind."

Creepshow…uh…the roaches?!? I hate roaches because of that movie and yet that is my favorite segment. There is something about the sterility of the room and the fact that its being invaded. It reminds me that no matter how much we try to isloate ourselves, there are always invaders.

The worst part of this review is that If Looks Could Kill came on television tonight, I would watch it.

The Jack Black analogy is dead on. I saw the promos and thought, "Why are these guys trying to both look like Jack Black?" Agree with all above: I thought this was something else by the commercials, but that explanation sounds far dumber. It actually sounds like one of those simulated sex channels, like there is some…

@ Lobo Tommy

1 reasonable discussion is occurring. Not in this movie, though. Why not just make the damn Ryu/Akuma movie. It practically writes itself. I kinda wanted to see this just because I am a game junkie, but since I never saw Raul Julia's infinite legacy of sorrow on the screen, I feel it is my duty to see that first,…

Plus, she was in Traitor, a criminally underrated movie. And she's hot. I probably should have just started with that.

I just read that to my wife (who's alive), and we both laughed our asses off. Get an avatar, you magnificent bastard! You've done the internet proud.

Skullcrusher Jones, I give props where they are due, and that was solid gold.

You Tiny Toon referecing motherf….gimme a hug, you guys and girls!

Is that a Roger Dodger reference?

Speaking as someone from Chicago who doesn't do drugs and likes house music in the background or when I am just dancing with my kiddo, I thank you for this article. As pointed out above, this is just a gateway and may not be for everyone. Mr. Battaglia, I am interested and I thank you for reaching out with this piece.…

I was just telling my wife that I hated Juno. The zingy dialogue, the brutally unfunny one-liners, and the departure from reality that the movie was just angered me. I was physically angry while watching it and still get angry thinking about it. But then, I think of BooBodyGuard, and I realize that I shall sleep well…