very true, unfortunately. uncharted 3, especially, crossed a line for me from 'pulpy enough to enjoy regardless of idiotic plot' to 'too stupid to live'.

mass effect is like catnip for videogame critics. i've found the story was kinda weak since the first game, and mass effect 2 was so turgid and overwrought i almost didn't finish it. reluctant to try this one out but i'll get to it eventually i guess.

"dumbleganger"!!! zing!

am i alone in thinking WHO THE FUCK CARES

not only was she a feminist and gay icon, she was also an icon.

hey all you queerbaits - go gay it up somewhere else. i'm trying to celebrate @avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus's awesome reading comprehension skills over here.

pretty sure that's what 'At $10 or even $20, this could be approached as a diverting experiment' means…

hey pretty cool, guys!

@avclub-0f29370d9da664c1e143182f37301063:disqus 
*heavy moan*
Children.

new girl makes me want to shoot myself in the head in front of zooey while positioned to make sure my brains splatter all over her face!

let's hope it's not as awful as that retarded robot cartoon he did last year.

you clearly don't know what 'chillwave' is, and i'm honestly so fucking jealous of you.

i'm gunna pass.

how do you come up with this stuff!!!? his name is 'a toaster' so you, you wacky little devil, start talking to him LIKE HE'S AN ACTUAL TOASTER!??? BWAA?????????? i don't know whether to laugh, or to cry at the beauty of this pinnacle of wit!! thank you! THANK YOU.

GOOD. we don't deserve any better.

my fucking god, reese witherspoon is the worst. her chin gives me nightmares

YOU'RE a hippy

'skrillex rids the world of the evil curse of the vampires' is his best album.

i saw them on their most recent tour and i have to say, they killed.

YEAH, GO WATCH INTERVENTION YA DING DONG