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> Is the strategy now to break up as many strong players' bonds as possible?
That seems like a pretty valid strategy to me.

Damn you. [plural dei ex machina or dei ex machinis]
This is what happens when you get your latin degree on a foosball scholarship. Sorry, coach!

SIIIIIIIIIIIMS! You used the correct plural for deus ex machinae! My pedantic little heart went pitter-pat pitter-pat.

We really need a Garret Morris novelty account around here.

I'm pretty sure Demolition Man gets its praises pretty widely sung around here, you're defending a movie that I've never seen anyone attack.
A quick scan of Arnold and Sly's imdb tells me that neither man really had a golden period, though — both alternated awesomeness with awful schlock (T2 and Twins! First Blood and

Let me tell you: between Adjani in Camille Claudel and Ms Binoche in Unbearable Lightness of Being, 1988 was a banner year for teenaged me falling deeply, hopelessly in love with exquisite French actresses.

The McRib!

I must have watched the 88 film Camille Claudel half a dozen times as a teenager — and not only because Isabelle Adjani was so absolutely luscious. I have no idea if it holds up, anyone here seen it more recently?

If the Beeper King made a cameo on this show, I'd actually watch it.

3 2 1 Contact! What I wouldn't give to get my hands on a collection of all those Bloodhound Gang serials. (Or maybe I'm better off with just my rose-coloured memories…)

If I ever saw a Doodlebop on the street, I'd punch it so fucking hard in the face…

I'm on record here: my 6 yr old daughter loves WordGirl, and I genuinely enjoy watching it with her. Not just tolerate, but enjoy. The spot-the-famous-voice aspect is fun (for me) as well: Chris Parnell, Jeffrey Tambor, Patton Oswalt, Tim Conway, Elliott Gould, Stephen Root, Fred Stoller, Amy Sedaris, the list goes

Exactly.  As an adjunct to article comments, not a replacement for them, it would be great.  Aside from TI discussions, it would be a useful place for things like the Survivor pool[s] we have going.

I'm fairly indifferent.  And if anyone knows of a better but equally easy option, awesome.  And if Modell is serious above, that would be way, waaay better.

Absolutely yes.

Sure, it's easy.  Done:

Mention the Dissolve?  Ooooh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus  Being able to pick a different joke username for every comment.  Also: the comment titles/headings, people used to use those in brilliant fashion.

Yes, I would like to know if Governor Christie texts his sister while receiving a blowjob.

There are a "lot" of "quotation 'marks'" in that "sentence."