Don't worry.  I think I'm the only one here with both Candace *and* John.  Last place with a bullet, baby!

Those invisible walls were asking for it.

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The President's neck is missing!

Just say what we're all thinking: Maggie Simpson, dead weight.

I wish they were, but they aren't — not regularly.  They just check in occasionally, usually when they can count on it being at its most embarrassingly lame (ie season premiers, season finales).

I tried running Murdoch Mysteries up the AV Club's flagpole last week, but nobody saluted.  He really is my favourite old-timey Canadian Papist detective, dammit!

Poorly.

Four if marks the end of a sentence, three if it marks a mid-sentence excision.

He's history's greatest monster!

NO INCEST

She was terrible her first season, mashing faces with a douchebag and screwing over Penner.*  And I barely remember her in HvV.  But I am actually liking her this time around.

The only reason they didn't figure out Russell the second time was that his first season hadn't been broadcast before his second season was filmed.

True, but you know he meant "They're not hot bartenders or wannabe actresses that the producers were hitting up."

The only problem with giving immunity and reward for the same challenge win, is that it makes it that much harder for a tribe on a losing streak to snap the cycle.

When Rupert lost, I thought I heard Probst tell him to, "Take off your buff and urinate on the way out."

"Glad to see Katie taking some initiative. That all male alliance is basically done."

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"Why, my son is named Worf too!"

Beckett will quit, somehow somewhy.  By episode 4 at the latest.  I'd put cash money on that.