I now want a For Your Consideration on this.  Something like, "For Your Consideration: What Ayn Rand Can Teach Us About Bronies, Their Bullies, the Ender's Game Boycott, and Woody Allen's Marriage to Soon Yi."

erikadAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMS!

It was worth wading through this whole long bizarre page of comments to find this gem at the end.

She never stopped hoping, now she's in the Pinsk!

"the best of course being The Rose."

Well, he did live through the Seinfeld recaps.  By the end of that series, fist-shaking cries of SIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMS! were the favourite in-house sport, and they're still a top-ten AVClub meme.  I wouldn't be surprised if he learned a little lesson about reading the comments after that experience.

He's the Alan Arkin of our time!

My vote goes to Last Exit to Brooklyn.  It's Hubert Selby Jrs all the way down.

I knew someone would make this joke before I'd get a chance, goddammit.

Only if Kurt Russell plays Catwoman.

Pfui.  They gave him the Kovalchuk contract back in the Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark heyday, they're just praying he doesn't "retire" so he can go snark for mob money in Russia.

I just looked at his user profile, and it lists his favourite tv show as "Worker and Parasite".

"This thread… this is not my kind of thread."

"Fink. That's a Jewish name, isn't it?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah, I didn't think this dump was restricted."

@avclub-6ee934260c80f2e2f9098dcd3e44c032:disqus  Dissolve has some good features (John Hodgman dissecting Full Metal Jacket!), and I'll continue to drop by, but I agree — the film-only mandate makes it too niche.  Although occasionally it feels like the AVClub is slowly morphing into the TVClub, it isn't there yet.

Well, he was Jewish — in a couple of Coen brothers movies.

We'll all chip in and buy her a new hat if she agrees to do it!

If it's any consolation, there are returning players who I know I've seen them because I've seen their seasons, but I can't for the life of me remember them.

Caleb, Kat, Candice and John.  It's tough picking blind, but what the hell.  Thanks for the invite.

Doctors do not recommend fucking your Lipitor.