Indeed, @avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus — indeed I have.  Though you would think, after five years reading and posting here regularly, I would have learned that long, long ago.

Well.  Huh.  Okay, then.  Now I just feel icky.

Yes, he does seem awfully keen on spreading the tale.  Must be something flattering!

What I'd really like is a newswire explaining why his close friends call HipsterDBag "Little Dickens".

1. Burl, by several parasangs.  I suppose he just barely qualifies as a gimmick, though. (Ha ha?)

Disqus needs to give notifications for Prominent Poster Announces Engagement.  It would be a lot more useful than those goddamn Arrested Development notifications I keep getting.

Don't feel bad.  "Happy Xmas (War is Over)" is objectively worse.  It's the super-added layer of sanctimony that pushes the bile two inches higher.

Goddamn I love that album, I haven't listened to it in years.

He's Superman, not Ryan Lochte.

The Untouchables is pretty rewatchable, too.  And Waterworld has the benefit of being entertainingly batshit insane.

The AV Club

The specification of "in a town" is what really makes it sublimely stupid.

Hey!  Crap on the show all you like, but no deriding Valorie Curry's sublime cuteness.

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I'm pretty sure that after Joe is killed in the finale (probably murdered by Emma, because god knows the FBI are too bumbling), next season's cult leader mastermind will be Joey, inspiring a gang of murderous third-graders.  First victim discovered drowned in a vat of melted chocolate.  "Classic Dahl."

I've never seen more than 30 discontinuous minutes of this crap, but these write-ups are a highlight of my week.  

@avclub-c51f9e0913ad03d359dd2d313d6ea82d:disqus That's it exactly.

I think the interesting thing about this season is that no one is in control of the majority alliance.  Dawn and Cochran are the only real pair, and they're sensible enough to let players like Andrea and Phillip dictate the votes to keep them happy — until they overstep, like Corrinne.

Really?  If Erik goes on an immunity run and ends up in F3 with, say, Phillip and Sherri — you don't see him winning that scenario?

Francesca! Francesca! Francesca!