Which nation, @Ajax?  Because if you're talking Canada, that's an awfully low bar.

She floats! Burn her!

They can't print that!

Secretly, that's what he's meant by "meat eaters" all along.

"Short Sharp Shocked" remains a great album.  But I, too, thought she was queer as a k.d. lang.  This comes from not having been cognizant of her continued existence since the early 90s.

He is in my universe.

Okay, I watched about twenty minutes worth of this show last night (not consecutively, just flipped over now and then during breaks in the Philly/Tampa game), just to see if it was as bad as these recaps make it sound.

Reading that made me think of Johnny Fever at the radio tower.  "It's the phone cops, man…"

It's for the driver.

"Making this kind of leap seems unfair to me. "

Maybe.  Sorry, but I couldn't watch Brandon on tv last night and not think, "I bet that's what he sounds like when he hits his wife."

>>Does getting to the final tribal council more than once mean you're that great of a player?

There's an icky whisper of "she made me hit her" in this kind of apologia for Brandon.

How about a reality show that features Brandon Hantz as Charlie Sheen's new social media intern?

To be fair, I'm not sure that "knowing how to deal with someone dangerously unstable and mentally ill" should be a requisite skill for a game show contestant.

@avclub-080acdcce72c06873a773c4311c2e464:disqus I don't think Brandon should be dignified as a "force of nature".

In this case, I'd say the producers should provide replacement rice and beans, because the producers should have fucking well intervened before it got to this point.

A lot of really funny jokes in the margins, too, like Teller on the telephone.

I was hoping I'd find another Zola lover here.  When you try to describe him to someone, it's pretty hard to convey what makes him so amazing, people just stare at you blankly.

I can see why someone would enjoy that, and his Barracks Room Ballads and stuff, but yeah, it makes me want to punch his face.  (With love! I love Kipling, honestly.)  The "ye" really kills it for me here.