I'm with Jeff on this one: until you hit puberty, you aren't gay or straight.  You're just a kid.  And if you happen to be a boy who likes fashion design or a girl who likes Birkenstocks, more power to you, but you're still just a kid.

"It's a mail plane."
"How can you tell?"
"Can't you see its little balls?"

You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy.  Well, now your car has no battery.

Well, I stand corrected.  It's been years since I read them, my memory is obviously playing tricks on me.

Obviously the same historical/legendary character, but equally obviously not based on the van Gulik books, since Judge Dee in those is an old man and never even slaps someone that I can remember, let alone deliver a flying dropkick to the face.

Sure, but Quarky Pigeon was thinking of Horton Heat.

You're thinking of the Reverend Horton Heat.

Homo-motion slowroticism.

I would never go out of my way to watch this show — and I can't imagine getting a whole season on DVD — but yeah, it's entertaining.  Best in Class.  And it's absolutely because of Barry Weiss.  I like the way they always show, at the end, a clip of him cracking up during one of his talking head interviews as he…

Or his advice to Lisa on coping with anger:

"I Want to Go Home" and the one with the kid who bilks people out of money on a cross-America trip were far and away my favourites.

That phone conversation is easily one of the funniest bits on Seinfeld.  I particularly love George's reactions - mildly confused, but not calling shenanigans like any normal person would.

Agreed.  If you're living in a one bedroom apartment with your mysterious Latvian wife, and you can't change your life for the better for 50,000 dollars, then you're just not trying.

You forgot "Storage Wars."  And I think there's a knock-off of that one too.

You're not allowed to keep neck bees in here.

Dammit, I hate it when a gimmick account makes me laugh.  I feel like such a cheap date.

It's definitely buggy with the log-in.  Which, fair enough, I guess.  I'm bummed about the smaller icons.  And I'm dubious about the edit function. Typos promote humility, or something.  Who do we think we are that we can correct our mistakes?  God or something?

Note to self: Gary X either lacks basic reading and comprehension skills, or likes spouting off about books he has never read.  Baramos as well, apparently.

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