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Do they not have libraries in the US, GingerKid?

I'm with you, Prep H. The Shining's a thoroughly enjoyable movie, but a) not particularly scary, creepy or disturbing, and b) the animal-suit fellatio was a fucking hilarious wtf? moment.

Unquestionably the best Mickey storyline was the one where he and Kramer go on a double date. The bit where they fight to choose who to sit across the table from at the restaurant and end up wrestling each other to the floor just fucking slays me every time.

He has dry-mouth. He's getting treatment!

I really can't see them continuing it past the merge. It would confuse the jury situation, if nothing else. I could be wrong, but I hope I'm not.

They haven't shown it at all this season. I think the "Davie" vote might have been Steve's.

She's adorable. But she's Jim Lachey's daughter. I remember when she was, like, twelve, buying smokes for Ricky n shit, I can't mack on her now.

I'd like to think that when David took his supremely douchey little parting shot at Sarita after the vote, at least some of those Zapaterians had a sinking feeling. A petty, high-strung, thin-skinned, self-important douchebag lawyer — that's the keystone of a strong alliance, am I right?

Who wrote "Davie"? Was that Steve, do you think?

They would have to write it, film it, and then never release it. Ideally destroy all copies as soon as it was completed.

I'm with Sims on this one. The final speech is every bit as Marine Biologist awesome as people are saying, but the Testikov subplot is stupid and hacky.

I was disappointed that Ron didn't continue his food-nostalgia tour of China, and possibly give his daughter an aneurysm as he stopped the cab for more dumplings or street-meat or something. But watching people fall off ladders and under dinosaur portions was pretty funny, and I liked the vibe of the basketball game.

I'd like to see them drop the HII. They're played out. Russell would never have made it past the merge without them in his first season, just as he didn't make it past even one Tribal Council without one this time.

I wonder if the Russellettes did try to scramble a bit and were just shut out/shot down so completely the editors saw no point in showing it?

LC — I'm sure they just clipped it out for time, because of the need for a re-vote.

If he does return from the Island (and yeah, I think the producers are going to be happy to deliver challenges he might do well at), I don't think he'll constitute a threat. It'll be like when a guy gets out of prison after a few — he always thinks all his old friends are in the same places doing the same things with

Goddammit, That was supposed to be "cancel", not "post."

Good try, Mr Sheen. Tell us, did you yell I'm winning when you

I was holding out
for a picture of Sheen looming over the battered faces of Brittany Ashland, Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller as he yells about his "fire-breathing fists" and that he's tired of pretending he's not awesome.

I can't imagine they would have an overly physical man v woman challenge. Puzzles, marksmanship, endurance tests, would all be more likely.