Peter Noone. There's a huge risk at Riker's of getting fucked with by Herman's Hermits.

Everything was fine with our summer blockbuster until the Chinese film market was shut off by dickless over here.

The Nashville Council On Gender Equity is a strong, independent council that don't need no man tellin' it what to do.

John McTiernan: The college freshman who just read Frank Miller's '80s comics.

Coulrophobia is the gluten-free of anxiety disorders.

Still no love for Dockers Kong, the game where you try to squeeze in 18 holes on the weekend and embarrass your kids with lame jokes in front of their friends.

I'm still mad at Martin & Lewis for remaking Bob Hope's Ghost Breakers as Scared Stiff.

Wake me up when we change out who all them Tribbles is fuckin.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD, DAESIM.

So how does this affect future Ghostface projects?

"Cultural artifact" is an undervalued point. I don't know if grimy late '70s flicks are the best time-travel kinds of movies (I can watch Dawn of the Dead as mall-porn all day long) or that's just my personal interest in the era coming out. As much as I love catching all the cultural detritus of '50s and '60s movies,…

I really wish Yakety Sax would play after this comment.

I'm a die-hard horse racing fan. That's good for a never ending hot-take lather from other sports fans of "No one cares about horse racing" and "Now that the Derby is over we can stop pretending to care about horse racing" every year. (Last year, this argument was blissfully postponed til after the Belmont.) It's…

"M" stand for "Matt." My friend Matt. He's … ok. I guess.

Margaery was 25 when consumed by flame
The old High Sparrow, he got the same
Frey ate his kids, finger in the pie
Tommen out the window, Lookit me, I can fly!
But Tommen couldn't fly, Tommen died
They were all my friends, they just died.

And the judges for this week: He made peas, carrots and onions into a fine Riverlands stew. Please welcome Lem Lemoncloak. She used peas, carrots and onions as garnish for a roast in Winterfell, it's Old Nan. And finally, he revolutionized how inns use peas, carrots and onions in pies. It's the Ser Jaymes Beard…

Sure. In the sportsbooks when a wager is taken off the board it is literally not available to be bet. You'll see it happen in instances where, say, a pitcher in a baseball game is a late scratch and there's momentary uncertainty over his replacement. The oddsmakers don't know how to adjust, so they take the bet down.…

Do people not know how "off the board" works?

Happy Scrappy Hero Fort.

Tits n' dragons, son. Tits n' dragons.