Done. Now go make me a sandwich.

Ben and Jerry's
That sounds like what I'll be doing as I attempt to get through finals! Except without the lip balm part.

soofganiot
Someone please explain this strange word to me.

Ramadan Jones Soda is a package of three different types of water and one slightly scented air, as the whole point of Ramadan is to fast. I think.

RIP
I guess he will now have to sip on ambrosia, the siz-urp of the heavens.

Me too! Just little blue boxes with question marks. Damn you, AV club!

Colbie Calliet
"Wired" my ass. Which one of you is the closet fan? Is it you, Rabin? I'll bet it is, you sick fuck.

Holy shit that sounds delicious. Just like peeps wrapped in chocolate.

I like the "Oh God, it doesn't go away if you chase it with other drinks!" comment, because I picture the person holding the drink in one hand, with the other hand over his/her heart, saying this in the most anguished-possible voice.

Hug from the creepy relative who permanently smells like cigarettes and fast food soda. Delicious!

Maybe he'll be funny as one of the four boarding school girls.

One other thing
Why would you WANT your boobs to look like wrinkly old granny tits, as per the shirt above?

it's not a poop. It's a sperm.

My parents are all about the Mannheim. Nothing like eating your breakfast casserole while the stereo booms out the world's crappiest synth line. "WAWAHWAWAWAWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," the last syllable is always unnatually long, too, like if you were singing it, it would go "DECK THE HALLS WITH BOWS OF…

I like wrapping presents in the comics. It's witty and unexpected. You don't see it coming, and then I show up with the gift and I'm all HEY-OH! and then everyone laughs at my hilarity.

Remember when?
Chevy Chase used to be funny. Or, at least, I used to laugh at him.

DAMMIT phel! I was just thinking about how I wanted to do that one day. Well played, ma'am. I suck.

I'll see your Braff and raise you a Wentz. Hell, I'll even throw in a Dempsey for kicks.

More entertaining than watching a TV show about choirs:
2. Clipping your toenails
3. Watching the clothes spin in a front loading laundry.
4. CSI: Miami, although not by much.

Blair and Chuck/Nate
Blair slept with Chuck for revenge on NATE, not on Serena. She was railing Serena for being mad because she did something similar a year ago. Blair isn't going into exile because Chuck isn't anyone's boyfriend, and Nate doesn't know (yet).