There is no phrase in the English language that annoys me more: "jeopardizes his relationship with girlfriend Mary Elizabeth Winstead". Why the hell would you do that?

"I have decided that my characters aren't evil enough, and will start the series again from the start. Book 6 will now be released in 2035 as long as I don't get sidetra oh a butterfly."

Just with a bit less incest.

To be fair, given that the third series ends in (roughly) the middle of the book, its kind of understandable that it felt like it ended in the middle of the story..