I only caught Reynolds, Philippe, and Seacrest (and Gosling).

You're waiting for a movie star…is it Clooney? DiCaprio? Zabka?

I wanna eat at a strip club now.
The "Pour-Some-Sugar-On-Meatballs!"

Yeah, that amniotic fluid really did it for me.

I liked him better in "Thighdler's List," myself.

Saaaaame. But, here, it'll make you all feel old again if i say mine was in 2009.

Me too! *high-fives*
Year of the Rooster, baby.

I liked Riley too! Just not with Buffy.

But he's supposed to be like, literally a different person when ensouled, right? So don't they kind of have carte blanche w/r/t character inconsistencies?

I thought Angel/Buffy were boring and then I went back and watched S1 again and they're really not. Angel doesn't go into Full-On-Brood-Mode until S3, 'cause they haven't found out that they can't be together without destroying the world yet. So there's a lot less Epic Forbidden Passion than I remembered.
But, still,…

Yeah, I haven't seen season 3 of VM but ten-years-later Piz is waaay hotter than ten-years-later Logan.

The actual phrase from Juvenal is in the accusative, though.

def katherine_heigl_movie(heigl, male_lead, quirky_best_friend, complications):
If complications == 0:
return wedding
else:
return katherine_heigl_movie(heigl, male_lead, advice_from_quirky_best_friend, complications-1)
repeat ad nauseum
(Sorry, I just got back from my computer science class.)

Yeah, seriously, this is one of the best books for when you're feeling down, because that opening description of Milo just rings so eternally true.

She'd be exactly the kind of fourth grader I was, which pleases me immensely.

One time, I had sex on a futon! And it was in couch mode.

Seconded on the quick-flashback thing: the little noise it makes when switching back and forth really sells it for me.

Every time he comes onscreen, I get distracted by thinking, "Man, that is one cute cat." His face is just so SQUISHY!

Nah, she's the "spirit animal" of some idea of the average 20-year-old born of her isolation from any of us actual 20-year-olds.
Not to mention that her fanbase has always been younger than she herself is (the kids I babysat watched Hannah Montana, not actual teenagers), and now she's trying to appeal to an older…

Yeah, but Lily probably can't do that anymore. I'm pretty sure pregnancy wreaks permanent havoc on your metabolism.