"There's one love song. In this film, I sing it to a lamp."

But aren't Jedi (Jedis? I forget how the plurals work) not supposed to have sex? Wasn't that the whole deal with Anakin and Padme having to be Secret Lovers?

But aren't Jedi (Jedis? I forget how the plurals work) not supposed to have sex? Wasn't that the whole deal with Anakin and Padme having to be Secret Lovers?

And now it says "NO DATE HAS YET BEEN ANNOUNCED."
At least these Canadian people are swift at knocking our hopes down.

And now it says "NO DATE HAS YET BEEN ANNOUNCED."
At least these Canadian people are swift at knocking our hopes down.

Never mind: now it says January.

Never mind: now it says January.

SPEAKING OF COMMUNITY, apparently it's coming to Canadian TV November 9th!  As stated in this article:http://splitsider.com/2012/…

SPEAKING OF COMMUNITY, apparently it's coming to Canadian TV November 9th!  As stated in this article:http://splitsider.com/2012/…

True story: I did not say the word "fuck" out loud until I was eighteen.
Thanks, Mom and Dad!

True story: I did not say the word "fuck" out loud until I was eighteen.
Thanks, Mom and Dad!

I love Britta and also Great Expectations, so I agree with this comment.
Our Mutual Friend is my favorite Dickens, though.

I love Britta and also Great Expectations, so I agree with this comment.
Our Mutual Friend is my favorite Dickens, though.

Seriously? All the college-age girls I know (and I know a lot of college-age girls, as I am a college-age girl) have nothing but disdain for Fifty Shades.
And all the middle-aged women I know don't have time to read it.

Seriously? All the college-age girls I know (and I know a lot of college-age girls, as I am a college-age girl) have nothing but disdain for Fifty Shades.
And all the middle-aged women I know don't have time to read it.

I like Gary Johnson because he was on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
That's it. That's the foundation of my affection for him.

I like Gary Johnson because he was on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
That's it. That's the foundation of my affection for him.

Arma Virumque Can't Go Anywhere Because of Snowstorm Virgil

Arma Virumque Can't Go Anywhere Because of Snowstorm Virgil

They had that one episode about Jeff living in his car/with Abed in a community college dorm, Britta had to give Abed tuition money for film class, Pierce had to give Annie money to help her pay rent in the Dildopolis apartment, Britta works at the diner (well, not anymore) and almost bounced that check to LeVar…