Not "GO TO THE KITCHEN, BITCH?" Because I feel like that's a missed opportunity.

Not "GO TO THE KITCHEN, BITCH?" Because I feel like that's a missed opportunity.

Because this post is directly below one about gay things, I read "straight men" really confusingly at first.

Because this post is directly below one about gay things, I read "straight men" really confusingly at first.

I'm shocked at Parks and Rec, seeing as it got it last year and completely deserved it again. Sadly not shocked at Community, just pissed.

I'm shocked at Parks and Rec, seeing as it got it last year and completely deserved it again. Sadly not shocked at Community, just pissed.

And bad synonyms for genitalia.

And bad synonyms for genitalia.

That confuses me, because according to the rules of human aging, those middle-aged ladies were once teenage girls. And all the teenage girls I know are aware of what porn parodies are. 
Do you forget everything once you have babies?

That confuses me, because according to the rules of human aging, those middle-aged ladies were once teenage girls. And all the teenage girls I know are aware of what porn parodies are. 
Do you forget everything once you have babies?

That with your username, yo?

That with your username, yo?

Did you join just for a chance at making out with Alison Brie? That's why everyone I know joined the debate team.

Did you join just for a chance at making out with Alison Brie? That's why everyone I know joined the debate team.

I actually really like that whole line of Geico commercials. They got old after a while, but all of the premises struck me as fairly funny.

That pun gave me a splitting haddock.

That pun gave me a splitting haddock.

But he's a Talking Animal, which according to Narnia makes him more important than those silly brute animals!

But he's a Talking Animal, which according to Narnia makes him more important than those silly brute animals!

Um, do you guys have a copyeditor yet? Because you need to decide whether "Ben Folds Five" is singular or plural. Your use of the plural verb "announce" implies that it's plural, but then you go and use the singular possessive pronoun "its," which implies it's singular. 
I wouldn't be this much of a Grammar Douche if…