I believe you mean J'ed O, El Dan. Jesus.

The bake-sale-spore one was, I believe, a Goosebumps episode called "Calling All Creeps." Incidentally, it is the only good episode of the Goosebumps series. SO I GUESS YOUR MISTAKE IS UNDERSTANDABLE.

As far as I know, ghost hunters are typically paid in mansions.

Isn't it nice when a poorly construed and thought out "of cock" joke actually meshes with my opinions on Pynchon adaptations, though?

I'd prefer an adaptation of Mason

@avclub-87115ae0d309915a4e8d74a706aeae16:disqus George Michael thinks she is Buster's nurse in Pier Pressure. COME ON!

Sure hope the hospital Buster bombed in Madrid didn't have a maternity ward. That would be a little too much like Greek tragedy for George Michael to have his uncle kill his kid.

There's something to that, I guess. At first its uncomfortable since you two haven't seen each other in a while and you always felt like things would have been great if she stuck around, so you're a little overeager. But she's kind of underwhelming, something feels weird about her, and she keeps making oblique…

RIOTING actually seems like a fairly irregular prison activity, though.

Unless it was Pynchon or Salinger, I AM NOT YET IMPRESSED.

The identification of Milhouse in the article picture made me laugh harder than the (admittedly pretty okay) episode did. I really don't think anyone would have trouble identifying which of those two characters would be Milhouse, whether they had seen the show or not.

I'm really curious: if their baby loses, do they go into debt to the show? Because that would be neat if they did.

Is it wrong that this is the first time I realized that song was not a Muppets original?

Spring forth, burly protector, and save me (from Jesse)

Personality wise, Lisa really ought to be Walt himself: Brilliant yet arrogant, with constant desire to prove her superiority to the people around her. And her relationship with Bart seems more in line with the mean spirited co-dependency between Walt and Jesse than Homer and Bart's mutually enabling relationship…

What about the fact that literally one third of the movie is just a clip-show version of its immediate predecessor?

I saw a way-over-life-size wall mural of a naked "jon" today in Bedford promoting the finale.

Ain't nothing strange about it, son. Anyone who doesn't feel anything for that French-Dutchwoman is deader than dead.

That weird Josh pity is complicated by the fact that these commercials are about TGS-sketch level comedy. I have no trouble at all imagining the same creative team behind "Robot and Bear Talk Show" thinking "Unicorn Apocalypse" was a brilliant comedic premise.

I, apparently, recite Wallace Stevens' "Emperor of Ice Cream" whenever I'm blacked out. So, I guess my body made the call for me?