This fall………on ABC! It's a laff-a-minute as goofy Father Dane (Dane Cook) must learn to live with the Demon Pazuzu, who has possessed his best friend and roommate(Kevin James).

So he's the Shadow (right down to the twin pistols) but BLACK?

F Sharp Bell as a companion? Hell yes.

I don't understand why, all of  sudden, people are saying that the Doctor being a white dude is racist. We're up to the 12th one (well, possibly 13th even) and they've all been white dudes.

Do you think, if you work there, you have a good DENTAL PLAN?

Starz: You might see a titty or an ass cheek

Just stick some nudie flicks on there to drum up ratings. Playmate of the Apes followed by Witches of Breastwick.

That's bulking up, you dumb mark. Vince wants to bring me in to win the WWE title one last time.

lol he's fat

"It’s very likely that Finn has never felt any kind of sexual desire up to this point,". Well, that's it ….. I'm done. AV Club has officially begun wondering about the sexual need of a child on a children's cartoon.

The idea of jack-booted NBC soldiers pulling me out of my home to compete on a show hosted by a grinning death's head in Ryan Seacrest is utterly horrifying.

"Guys look, it'll be just like Reservoir Dogs if we wear suits!!! We're gonna look SO cool!"

Will the $13 million be paid out in taco flavored kisses?

One thing - Alan Moore and Grant Morrison are about as far from friends as you can get.

Poe’s “The Red Masque Of Death”

Muscleman?

Splice in old footage of him to fill in the story holes, then have a dummy dressed in ratty clothes fill in as his corpse.

Do you think Walter White would be pro-casual Fridays?

It works because I want to fire a cannon at all these people.

Norm Macdonald's probably pretty rich, right? He's doing all those safe auto commercials.