Misdirection.

Hulk Hogan gave my commencement speech. It was pretty cool, especially when he leg dropped that crusty old dean.

Extreme amounts of tanning may lead to premature aging.

Sue is a pretty terrible person who seems to only enjoy the early "OH MY GOSH" thrill of being in a relationship and has no interest in making it work beyond that.

We demand sacrifice, and it must be a virgin. Blood for Baal! Blood for Baal!

Next seasons judges have been quietly announced:

Some douche attempted it at my wedding (with my wife).

SHIELD is gonna be so bad. Like…. epically bad.

Detroit is a terrifying den of murderers and thieves. The air is thick with pollution, and traffic snarls everyone to a standstill. You will probably be robbed at some point if you're there for more than a weekend.

A very odd lookng dude, which I guess is the sign of a pretty good comedian.

Rhinos are natural enemies of Spiders, after all.

Mindy mindy mindy mindyyyyyy

Great, now I want to eat that cake in the background of the picture.

I am assuming you weigh over 200 lbs.

The girl on the far left must have cheeseburgers in her briefcase.

Welp, gotta buy this then. Glad to see Suicide Squad's back to being a must-buy title.

I can't share how or why I know this: but I can confirm that Andy had one final practical joke planned that hasn't gone off yet.

Jeremy's…. Iron…….. a heh heh…..

Clever Girl.

What's the latest hotness? Futanari? Train groping? Or is it still the old classic; alien monsters impregnating schoolgirls?