How much tentacle rape is in this? That's a deciding factor for me.

I was going to make a Mark Millar joke, but that's also a good fit.

One caption box in and I checked out.

Just as impressive as I remembered. Sometimes nostalgia isn't all bad…

The Golden Voyage of Sinbad blew my mind as a little one.

Yes, because Movie 43 did so well in theaters.

My boss at my home is my wife. And good lord don't even get me started there.

I gotta agree with her on this one. The only conversation I usually hear before 10 am is people bitching, smug pricks in the elevator talking about their weekend plans (ooooo I simply must make it out to the lakehouse), tools on the bus being annoying while I'm trying to read, and my bosses at work bitching about…

You talk about your Psalms, and your John 3:16s…. well DIDDY 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!

Either Classic or Modern Semi-Retired.

Hey - Daniel Bryan does it too! And he's a good guy! He hugs his buddy, helps out other good guys, and teaches you that all you need to be a man is a big beard.

Here's how you end bullying with the help of the WWE:

I like your sense of humor.

It was me, Austin! It was me…. ALL ALONG!

Kinda like this movie. It feels more like a piece of shit than an actual movie.

Harry Potter VS the Yakuza! Add in a gender-swapped Hulk Hogan facing off against Carmen Sandiego and my fan fiction is complete!

To be fair, this movie was toxic, and doomed to fail.

Rest in Peace Marvel Movies. They blew their load, now it's all sloppy seconds until the inevitable "Squirrel Girl" movie in 2017.

Max Lord's alive in the New 52. So all bets are off.

Hey Seth MacFarlane - get outta here!