What do I need to talk for?? To blab to the neighbors how George has a new fem-Jerry
friend or tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all
mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend.  <—— This whole scene always slays me!! Kramer just goes on and on about…

I'll see you in hell in COstaahnza.

Newman more than made up for it with his stifled maniacal laughter just before they brought out Jerry's girlfriend though.

Elaine's no bullshit response to Rebecca DeMornay complaining about the muffin stumps is unadulterated Benes awesomeness.  "If the homeless don't like them the homeless don't have to eat them."

"Here, she’s making that decision on the totally false assumption that
Elaine is sleeping with her husband, which Jerry is happy to encourage"  I must have totally missed this?  I thought Beth dumped that guy (the one who kept telling Elaine to shut the hell up) because of the failed adoption attempt, and then Jerry…

No mention of the confessional booth? This scene cracks me up every time I see it!!!

He was also the CAG on the Pegasus on BSG.

You're cut off, you're out of the loop!

The real Lloyd Braun is the guy who used to say "previously on lost".