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Yeah, state fairs being “a symbol of low-class entertainment” is news to me, and fucking insulting. The state fair in Cherry Hill, NJ, was the next town over from me growing up. My blue-collar family wasn’t supposed to go for class reasons?

Can you believe he’s an Oscar nominee for acting? This jagoff?

Reading this man’s wife won’t let him come in her mouth is when my bullshit detector pinged.  I mean, personally, someone who refused to swallow my load would never be my spouse.

When Will Harris isn’t the interviewer, this is what we get.

Totally. The best RRs — Teri Garr, Margot Kidder, Bronson Pinchot, Kelly Lynch, Dee Wallace, Lin Shaye — don’t hold anything back.

It’s a terrible, awful, no-good movie.

Fuck yeah, Prism! My parents subscribed to it for Flyers games and they had to know I set the VCR timer overnight for the softcore but I don’t think they cared.

Super Bowl Sunday is a great day to do that. I also recommend Thanksgiving afternoon, Christmas Eve and New Years Eve.

I don’t understand how I got back in (over two years now) after being out for months.  I’ve been a regular on AVC since forever.

The Life David Gale

Yeah, I make sure to do the number every night before bed so I won’t need to away from home all day.

I became a regular moviegoer at age 12 in 1986, and the only R-rated movie underage me was refused a ticket sale to was Reform School Girls.

What is with the Hocus Pocus rehabilitation? It’s an unfunny slog of a stinker.

Mine was E.T.!

A bunch of drama club friends bought advance tickets. All of us going to the movies together was more fun than the movie itself.

The Bryan Adams song was everywhere.

Have you seen Cool as Ice?  It is not the worst movie ever.  It’s goofy and weird, with really interesting cinematography.  Seriously: go to IMDb, click on the director of photography, and see what else he’s done.

Dang, I saw 9 of wiki’s list, skipping only City Slickers. Billy Crystal? Then, now, forever meh.

Blast from the Past is a sweet and funny movie that should be more popular.