In tenth grade, ca. 1990, my English teacher Mr. Klaus wrote “water” on the board and asked the class to say it. We did, then he wrote what we said - “wooder” and we all laughed.

The worst has to be The Vanishing. What a piece of shit the American remake was. It changed the ending; the ending was the whole point!

I thought you were referring to the Angelina Jolie movie and struggled to remember the scenes you described. So when I looked it up I discovered it was Life or Something Like It I thought you were talking about.

Ellen DeGeneres/Bill Pullman

In 1988 the most Oscar noms, and wins, went to a movie with an all-Asian cast.

Yeah, I like to read the AV club during my commutes while listening to music and therefore never watch videos.

Comments stopped loading on my phone some time ago.

Gray’d going on three years here.

The one who thought derailing a trolley would be a good Halloween prank? She’s a little psychopath! Get that girl to a therapist.

Yeah, it was in one of the smaller theaters at my AMC too. Only seven screens but Harriet gets a bigger house?

I saw both of them today, this year’s Thanksgiving double feature picture show.

There was a film version released in 2018, making this review’s opening sentence wrong.  Why don’t AVC writers check their work?

The 21st century’s first film adaptation of Little Women

“Gonads” is gender neutral.

Karl Childers, from Sling Blade? B-Bob would not like his creation sullied in this manner.

I literally LOL’d.

If it were my decision I would’ve moved Taylor to first class.

So white people, if you ever wonder why we come here and talk shit, its because most of us have a lifetime worth of stories they can tell you just like that one.

Harold & Kumar might be the worst. Where is that cliff in Cherry Hill they wind up at?

TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT