You want great head, get it from an older man.

Too many fucking Kinja Deals posts.

I don’t know about his movies but he’s hot. I’d fuck him.

The Kinjacalypse put me in the greys, I got out, put back in, got out again but now I’ve been in the greys for months.

CancerAIDS warms the cockles of my heart.

And get me out of the greys, which I was in then out then in then out and now back in.

Seriously.

Why a word limit on a website?  

Rife is factually wrong?  No way.

It was the theme song to the Showtime series “Weeds” - later seasons had the song performed by a different artist every week.

Similarly, I was friends since middle school with a guy who met a girl who didn’t like his friends. So, after decades of friendship, we’re not his friends anymore.

Coke is better than Pepsi but Diet Pepsi is so much better than Diet Coke.

Oh good. I thought it was confusing because I was drunk while watching it.

“This candidate is too liberal to get my vote,” said me never.

You’re complaining that a white woman has a white family?

If your religion prevents you from doing your job, then get a new job or get a new religion.

Back during the last Republican presidency I was spending time with a guy who turned out to have voted for W.  He had literally the smallest dick I’ve ever seen so my decision to part from his company wasn’t difficult.

Surely its inclusion in Stallone’s Lock Up is a coincidence.

To this day I say that to myself every time I see Mountain Dew.